Nothing terribly funny here, but I couldn't help a small smile at this:
Over on Amazon, Ace Martial Arts Supply sells a cleaning kit for swords. But not just any sword! Not even any katana sword. Nor just a samurai katana sword. No, Ace wants you to know that their cloth and oil is only for a Japanese Samurai Katana Sword.
Okay, I'm not even sure what's funny there. I guess I'm too easily amused today. But as long as I'm looking at the page:
Hey Ace, can you be a little more specific? Might that be an Oriental Asian Japanese Samurai Katana Sword Weapon Maintenance Cleaning Set Kit you've got there?